Right, so stand there and take the odd swipe to humor him and let him get the odd jab in here and there to make him happy. And act surprised when he jumps out at me.
Luckily for me the angry little shithead knew how to show an old dog new tricks and we all had a good time.
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This just seems like its gonna end in tears
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you don't pick the fight
you just respond acordingly when he does. which hes going to. a lot. because he told me he was.
and don't tell me you don't know how to humor an angry little shithead coming at you with weapons because i know firsthand that you do
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Right, so stand there and take the odd swipe to humor him and let him get the odd jab in here and there to make him happy. And act surprised when he jumps out at me.
Luckily for me the angry little shithead knew how to show an old dog new tricks and we all had a good time.
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and don't make it too obvious your letting him have it
also ffs just tell Catwoman he's buggin you and see what she says
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She knows, she was there when he got me with the batarangs. I dont want to bug her with this kinda stuff, ill take care of it.
Apparently theres more of them to worry about. Maybe theyre more reasonable.
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shell tell you if she doesnt want you to rough him up a little im sure. So if your nervous about it just talk to her.
I have a much more important question tho
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Ask away, but i reserve the right to be aloof and mysterious if youre wanting details on the hypothetical canoodling.
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Is this who the pics were for????
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They might have been
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is she like a mutant cat or a wrestler or like what
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And shes an attractive, confident, sexy woman who i happen to enjoy spending time with. No idea about her wrestling habits.
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Dante's got a cruuuuuuush
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Feels kinda nice.
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long as shes nice to you then you got my blessing you old fart
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And were being plenty nice to each other, dont you worry about me.