[Just to be funny, he stuck these all in a box that he duct-taped to oblivion underneath the wrapping paper.
Upon getting the tape open, or alternatively ripping the box in half, Dante will find a few small gifts:
- A small stereo with a CD player and a few albums of hard rock and hair metal bands.
- A T shirt and matching mug that read WORLD'S BEST UNCLE (these are slightly a joke, though if Dante genuinely appreciates them it'll be a bonus.)
- And the wildcard, an oversized and outrageously fluffy robe with a design of black and red tiger stripes. He figures it might get cold in the living room and on the couch, so here's something cozy to wear while he's lounging around out there.
There's also a card:
Merry Christmas old man. I'm proud you're my uncle.
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Christmas Gift
Upon getting the tape open, or alternatively ripping the box in half, Dante will find a few small gifts:
- A small stereo with a CD player and a few albums of hard rock and hair metal bands.
- A T shirt and matching mug that read WORLD'S BEST UNCLE (these are slightly a joke, though if Dante genuinely appreciates them it'll be a bonus.)
- And the wildcard, an oversized and outrageously fluffy robe with a design of black and red tiger stripes. He figures it might get cold in the living room and on the couch, so here's something cozy to wear while he's lounging around out there.
There's also a card:
Merry Christmas old man. I'm proud you're my uncle.
Love, Nero ]