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"Devil May Cry..."

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r u OK?????

I mean I know you are but

man that kid loves to beef

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Aww, you worried about your ol unc? Im flattered.

That kid needs to mind his own beeswax, its cute the odd time or two but it could get real old real fast

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is that news to you???? 😒

well bad news buddy he said he's gonna keep comin at you

i tried to talk him down but he's a angry little turd

i know this cuz i used to be one too

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Give me a sec here, its taking some getting used to having all this family around

Ha! You might actually have given me food for thought if youd come after me at his age

[To say nothing of the absolute panic attack discovering Vergil's eleven year old kid in the wild might have instilled in him.

He gives that thought a little time to percolate before he adds to his response.]

Beats me why the hell hes got a bee in his bonnet about me

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I have a theery

whos catwoman?

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Is she your theory?

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maybe but i need more data

also he mentioned her like i was suposed to know her

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What kind of data?

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likE WHO SHE IS Dante I have never heard of this person before

also you seem to be aquainted

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Thats because we are acquainted. I was out with her when the little bird boy got me in the knees with his batarangs.

It tickled.

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and by acquainted you mean

canoodling

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We werent canoodling

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At the time

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well the kid thinks you were

the kid also thinks monty python is a grave insult so i mean i think he's kinda dramatic and i'm takin it with a grain of salt

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The little snot kicked me and i asked if his mother was a mule. Thats not an insult, its a joke, and i enlightened him on what an insult would have sounded like.

At no point was his mother called a hamster.

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yeah i figured it was somethin like that

he said catwoman was a friend of his fathers

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Thats right, theyre friends.

I think.

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does the kid know that?

that's my theory

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Im not sure what the kid knows. Sure as hell doesnt know what public indecency is.

Run the theory by me again?

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well he got real pissy about your "public indecency" and I asked if this catwoman person was on board with it and he said it didn't matter, and I said yes it really did actually

so i'm thinkin the kid is really overprotective of her because shes friends with his dad. or like. FRIENDS with his dad

its none of his business either way i agree but it makes sense doesnt it?

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Yeah that makes a lot of sense alright

She and his dad have history but thats her history to tell and im not gonna pry, its not any of my business and ive never met the guy. Shes single, im single, were not hurting anybody.

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right, i know that and you know that

kid doesnt. which doesnt make it OK and i could be totally wrong but you know the logic im goin for here

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Man, am i gonna have to be the bigger man here and have a heart to heart with the lil guy and let him know my intentions?

What a pain.

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i mean not really cuz it really actually is not his busness?

but i dealt with this kid also and i think theres a better idea

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Youre the expert on rugrats kid, ill defer to you on this. Whats your better idea?